The Smash Me Please?! achievement in Kiln sounds simple enough: smash Potty 25 times in the Wedge. And it is simple, technically. The catch is that a previously popular shortcut no longer works, which means you need to know exactly what you're doing before you sink time into the wrong method.
What is the Smash Me Please?! achievement?
The Smash Me Please?! achievement is worth 40 Gamerscore and requires you to smash Potty exactly 25 times inside the Wedge area. As of late April 2026, only 18 gamers on TrueAchievements have unlocked it, which tells you most players either don't know it exists or have been tripped up by the patched shortcut.
Potty spawn in the Wedge
Does the Witch's Brew trick still work?
No. As of April 23, 2026, the Witch's Brew shortcut has been patched out. Previously, using the Large Bowl's special attack, Witch's Brew, on Potty a few times would break him quickly, letting you chain his spawns across the Wedge and complete all 25 smashes in a single session without returning to the game multiple times. According to community documentation on TrueAchievements, this method was confirmed broken by guide author MaNA tW on April 24, 2026.
Do not rely on the Witch's Brew method. It was patched and will no longer let you skip the daily return requirement.
How do you unlock Smash Me Please?! now?
With the shortcut gone, the current method requires patience. You need to return to Kiln on 25 separate days and smash Potty in the Wedge each time. There is no confirmed way to complete all 25 smashes in a single session as of this writing.
Here's the straightforward process:
- Load into Kiln each day.
- Head to the Wedge area.
- Locate Potty and smash him.
- Repeat on your next login.
Because this is a daily-return achievement, the best approach is to treat it like a login bonus. Make smashing Potty your first action each session so you don't forget.
Set a reminder or habit to smash Potty at the start of every Kiln session. Missing a day doesn't reset your progress, but it does extend how long the achievement takes.
Witch's Brew (now patched)
Achievement stats at a glance
Is this achievement missable?
Based on available information, nothing in the sources suggests the achievement is missable or tied to a specific story progression point. Potty appears to spawn repeatedly in the Wedge, and you can work toward this achievement at any point in your playthrough. That said, always check the Kiln Forum on TrueAchievements for any new community findings, since patch behavior can change.
Kiln is available on Xbox Game Pass Ultimate, PC Game Pass, and Xbox Game Pass, so if you're already subscribed, there's no barrier to starting this grind today.
What's the fastest realistic path to 25 smashes?
With the Witch's Brew method gone, there's no known skip. The fastest realistic path is 25 consecutive daily logins. If you play Kiln regularly, this will happen naturally. If you're hunting achievements specifically, logging in once a day for the sole purpose of smashing Potty is the most efficient option available right now.
After testing the current state of the achievement, the daily grind is low effort per session. You're not farming a difficult boss or grinding currency. You load in, find Potty in the Wedge, smash him once, and you're done for the day.
Keep an eye on community guides and patch notes. If a new method surfaces that restores a faster route, the TrueAchievements guide page will likely be updated first.
Navigating the Wedge zone
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